September 1, 2014

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August 30, 2014
Night In, a Haiku

Zit cream and sweatpants
Chowing down on Thai takeout
Watching my stories

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August 30, 2014
The Buffy Quotes Hanky Code

Let other gay Buffy fans know what you’re into. Copy/paste the quote that best describes you to your profile. Do not include its description.

"It’s about power." — Powerbottom for sub top.
"Five by five." — My dick is as wide as it is long.
"Bored now." — Please leave as soon as we’re finished.
"I owe you pain." — Fister.
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it." — Fistee.
"Welcome to the Hellmouth." — Cavernous bottom.
"From beneath you, it devours." — Sit on my face.
I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.” — Sadist.
"He said he’d buy me a burro." — I’m into Latin men.
"My boyfriend had a bicentennial." — I’m into daddies.
"Bite me." — I like to be bitten.

"It’s not enough." — I don’t settle for less than 7”.
"Beer bad." — Please arrive sober.

August 30, 2014

Me last night:

Me this morning:

August 30, 2014

Scans of Various Marvel Swimsuit Specials

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August 29, 2014
This is me today.

This is me today.

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August 29, 2014
tedikuma:

Another comic I started last night. This one is basically about what it was like being African American in high school, minus the supernatural transformation at the end.

tedikuma:

Another comic I started last night. This one is basically about what it was like being African American in high school, minus the supernatural transformation at the end.

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August 29, 2014

Pokémon Cameos in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

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August 29, 2014

Sort Of — Ingrid Michaelson (Live@Google)

Skip to 0:45

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August 29, 2014

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