April 2012
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Sexuality and Calls From Mom
If you’re straight:
Mom: “So you’re bringing your girlfriend?”
You: “I keep telling you, Mom: she’s not my girlfriend. She’s just a friend.”
If you’re gay:
Mom: “So you’re bringing your … friend?”
You: “I keep telling you, Mom: he’s my boyfriend. And yes, he’s coming.”
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Homophobic? Maybe You're Gay →
Past scandals have proven than at least a few vehement opponents of LGBTQ civil rights have themselves been closeted homosexuals, but now some wonky science involving hypnotic suggestion finds that twenty percent of self-described homophobes tested were significantly attracted to images of the same sex. Grab yourself a grain of salt and click the above link for more details.
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“So it was recently clarified to me that my official title at work is...”
– I mean, I work in Chelsea, so the two titles practically mean the same thing.
Ammiright.
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Original 151 Pokemon Reimagined →
151 artists reimagine the original 151 Pokemon on Tumblr. The Mashable article linked above showcases 30 notable images from the collection. The rest can be found here.
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WatchOld Spice meets Super Mario 64.
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Nokia Lumia 900 With Windows Phone 7: Two Steps...
My beloved Galaxy Nexus is off at Samsung’s Texas repair depot because I may or may not have gotten drunk and thrown it seven feet onto a tiled floor. It took only about 48 hours for me to freak out and get a temp phone and contract (see you in 14 days, Best Buy), and I ended up choosing the much-talked-about Nokia Lumia 900.
Hardware At first look, the Lumia resembles a much larger, less...
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Beyoncé Is Named World's Most Beautiful Woman by... →
Just months after the birth of her first child, Beyoncé has been named People Magazine’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman. In the photoshoot video, B states that motherhood has made her feel more beautiful and more connected than ever.
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When a twink says he's a top:
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April's Cuntrag of the Month Award Goes to AZ... →
A recording has surfaced in which Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio pokes fun at the Feds for probing possible civil rights violations on the part of his immigration patrols, and bragging about how many ee-lee-guls he’s put away in a 2009 speech before an anti-illegal immigration group. He even goes on to say he “arrested 500 more just for spite.”
Arpaio has also made recent...
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Fanboy Math: How Much Money Do You Need to Do... →
$486,830 in gold coins! Click the above link for the actual calculus.
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I Installed Friendcaster for Android on My Galaxy... →
Although the eye candy is severely lacking, Friendcaster for Android drastically improves the Facebook experience on my phone as compared to the official app. It’s annoyingly ad supported, but $4.99 gets you an amazing Facebook home screen widget, up-to-date notifications, with almost zero in-app lag without the ads.
Check it out in Google Play.
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Tyra Fires Jay, J, and Nigel; Harsh Economy... →
It’s hard out there for a fashion superstar. Three of the mainstays on ANTM have been let go — including my favorite recurring customer whose name I keep forgetting, Jay Whatshisfacewiththeoffensivelywhitehair.
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This is me today.
—From Blind Date With A...
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The 21 Absolute Worst Things in the World →
What’s worse than starvation, war, family honor killings, homophobia, violence against women, corrupt governments, torture, rape, burgeoning socioeconomic divides, cancer, AIDS, slavery, child labor, political repression, inhumane working conditions, drug trafficking, blood diamonds, and racism combined? A carton of skim milk you have to take a knife to.
If you think problems in...
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