Meanwhile, in Japan…
(Source: katoyuu, via thisshitstheshit)
Wow, Google. 2 out of 3 of those hit way too close to home.
How many old white people had to complain about how flavorful their airline food was before this became a meal request option?
“Morty, don’t book United. Their chicken had too much zest.”
This is me today (saying goodbye to an octogenarian customer who didn’t quite grasp how WiFi works even after my 45-minute explanation).
(Source: husssel, via likeelectricthroughtheground)

First of all: this woman is my new mascot. Or spirit animal. Or Patronus. Or whatever.
Second of all: check out this video of seniors reacting to Nyan Cat, even if just for my lady’s reaction.
Thanks for sharing this, BocBocBoc!
Old people commenting on a restaurant’s FB page. A simple, perhaps somewhat out-of-the-ordinary concept, yet here I am laughing my ass off.
(Source: oldpeoplefacebook)
murda my vagina / da bynes ‘13
Chill out, lady. I wasn’t even talking to you.
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Everything about this is perfect
“Pick which ever one you want. I’ll give my grandson the better one, anyways.”