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As if Santorum’s internet problem weren’t bad enough, Ricky is having a heckuva time appealing to female voters — even for a conservative. His stance on reproductive rights, in addition to comments made regarding women in the workforce and women in the military, are costing him the support of a key demographic: half of the nation.
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